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{"type":"standard","title":"Coelorinchus kishinouyei","displaytitle":"Coelorinchus kishinouyei","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2035329","titles":{"canonical":"Coelorinchus_kishinouyei","normalized":"Coelorinchus kishinouyei","display":"Coelorinchus kishinouyei"},"pageid":29509668,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/FMIB_41152_Coelorhynchus_kishinouyei_Jordan_%26_Snyder_Type.jpeg/330px-FMIB_41152_Coelorhynchus_kishinouyei_Jordan_%26_Snyder_Type.jpeg","width":320,"height":235},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/FMIB_41152_Coelorhynchus_kishinouyei_Jordan_%26_Snyder_Type.jpeg","width":889,"height":654},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1144824016","tid":"cdcb84df-c369-11ed-a14a-b9a47dba07b9","timestamp":"2023-03-15T19:44:31Z","description":"Species of fish","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coelorinchus_kishinouyei"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelorinchus_kishinouyei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coelorinchus_kishinouyei"}},"extract":"Coelorinchus kishinouyei, the Mugura grenadier, is a species of rattail that occurs in the waters around Japan and Taiwan where it is found at depths of 250 to 450 metres. This species grows to a length of 36 centimetres (14 in) TL and is of minor importance to local commercial fisheries.","extract_html":"
Coelorinchus kishinouyei, the Mugura grenadier, is a species of rattail that occurs in the waters around Japan and Taiwan where it is found at depths of 250 to 450 metres. This species grows to a length of 36 centimetres (14 in) TL and is of minor importance to local commercial fisheries.
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