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The Ōtara River is found in the north of New Zealand's North Island. It flows north for 35 kilometres (22 mi), reaching the sea at Ōpōtiki in the eastern Bay of Plenty. It shares its estuary with the Waioeka River.
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Zwijndrecht is a railway station in Zwijndrecht, Netherlands, located on the Breda–Rotterdam railway between Rotterdam and Dordrecht.
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