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Rádio Fóia was a local radio station in Monchique, broadcasting from Fóia, the highest point of Algarve in southern Portugal, broadcasting on 97.1 FM with an ERP of 500W. The station was shut down in 2024 and replaced by a relay of Mega Hits.
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