{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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John Gage was an American business and landowner from the state of Illinois. He would live in Cook County for 10 years. The census-designated place of Gages Lake in Warren Township is named after him and his brother George Gage. He was the husband of New Jersey Woman Suffrage Movement organizer Portia Kellogg Gage.
"}{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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The King Beyond The Gate is a fantasy novel by British writer David Gemmell. It was published in 1985. It was the second book published by Gemmell, after Legend, published a year earlier. The book is set in the same fictional world as Legend, that of the Drenai, but is not a sequel in the usual sense as the events of the two books take place around a century apart. Thus the main protagonists of Legend are long since dead and play little part in The King Beyond the Gate, other than passing mentions. This set a precedent for the entire Drenai series, in which very few characters appear in more than one novel, the gaps between novels sometimes running to centuries, giving a more epic, historical flavour to the series.
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