Earth Revisited is an 1893 utopian novel by Byron Alden Brooks. It is one entrant in the large body of utopian and speculative fiction that characterized the later 19th and early 20th centuries.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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