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Ferozepur Jhirka is one of the 90 constituencies in the Haryana Legislative Assembly of Indian state of Haryana. Ferozepur Jhirka is also part of Gurgaon Lok Sabha constituency.
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Gerald W. Zamponi is a Canadian physiologist and pharmacologist, currently a Canada Research Chair in Molecular Neuroscience at University of Calgary.
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