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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
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